Jamie, an uninhibited free spirit bemoaning yet another breakup with a girlfriend, and her demure friend Marian desperately needs to loosen up. In search of a fresh start, the two embark on an impromptu road trip to Tallahassee, but things quickly go awry when they cross paths with a group of inept criminals along the way.
Absolutely catastrophic, painfully unfunny, no better than a trashy straight-to-VHS high school flick. Showing lesbians does not make bad comedy more progressive, if anything it's a testament to how much of an utterly boring and backwards stance this film has towards sex and queerness. Matt Damon reacquiring his phallus off a black market of dildos remains an interesting concept in an otherwise terrible movie.
